Monday, June 23, 2008

Fuggedaboutit: Missionary to Sicily gets the job done

Dateline May 25, 2005
From Lark News


PALERMO — Long known as a pastor's graveyard, Sicily's capital city now has its first mega-church, pastored by missionary Robert Bendeto of Cleveland.

"We've got a good outfit here," Bendeto says, sitting in the office of Palermo Christian Church and Waste Management Company. "I adapted to local culture. Now the church family is getting bigger every week."

On weekdays, evangelism teams go door to door to "persuade" locals to attend. On Sunday morning the worship band, made up of a dozen violins, plays a tense version of "Lord, I Lift Your Name On High."

"Get up right now and praise the Lord!" the song leader commands, and people jump to their feet. Later, the associate underboss gives the announcements and invites everyone to "pay tribute to the Big Don" with their tithes and offerings. People stream forward to drop money into a basket held by a no-nonsense usher in a pinstripe suit and dark sunglasses.
Bendeto's sermon from the book of Proverbs is titled "How to be a Wiseguy, Not a Jamook." He ends with a "shakedown" as a lone violinist plays a haunting rendition of "Just As I Am."

"God did a favor for you a long time ago," Bendeto says. "It's time to return that favor. The books are open for you right now. If you don't come forward, who knows? You might have trouble this week. Crazy things happen. Come show your respect to the Big Don."

Ushers nudge some people and indicate they should go forward. Dozens kneel at the altar, some warily.

As the church gains control over more neighborhoods, Bendeto's ambitions are growing. He recently planted a church in Newark, N.J., with the help of financial backers in Sicily. He hopes one day to have churches up and down the East Coast of America.

"We succeed because we get the job done," Bendeto says. "End of story."

Wednesday, June 18, 2008

A Sign from Above


In honor of the Proverbs 31 man, this sign dropped in.

Monday, June 9, 2008

'Proverbs 31 husband' justifies beer habit

Dateline Nov. 17, 2006
Lark News


MINOT, N.D. — Jack Crocker, a beer-loving machinist and "part-time Christian," finally agreed to read Proverbs with wife Reanna. He's glad he did.

"I'm a Proverbs 31 husband all right," says Jack, then quotes Proverbs 31:6-7: "Give beer to those who are perishing, wine to those who are in anguish; let them drink and forget their poverty and remember their misery no more."

"That's my permission to crack open a cold one," Jack says, having a Coors after dinner.

But Reanna, a new church member, is pushing Jack hard to stop drinking. She insists he is neither "perishing" nor "in anguish." But Jack researched the Bible on the Internet and found 2 Corinthians 4:16 and 5:2 which say, "Though outwardly we are wasting away, yet inwardly we are being renewed day by day," and "Meanwhile we groan, longing to be clothed with our heavenly dwelling."

"Everyone is perishing and in anguish," Jack says. "Until we're delivered from these bodies, the Bible says to drink up."

As part of the escalating family tension he created a "Proverbs 31" category on their weekly budget and listed "beer" under it. He also wants to start a Proverbs 31 Men's Group with his buddies.

"We're trying to find where the Bible talks about buffalo wings," he says. •

Tuesday, June 3, 2008

How to Score a Baseball Game

Ran across this blog post on The Art of Manliness and thought, hey, that's a great thing to know and teach. So here it is.

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How To Score a Baseball Game With Pencil and Paper


Photo by Go Cubs!

Scoring a baseball game with paper and pencil is a tradition that goes back to the early days of the game. Keeping score is a great way to get more involved as a fan. You’ll get really engaged in the game. Moreover, each scorecard is a story of each game that you go to. Scorecards make a great memento of all the baseball games you’ve attended. Unfortunately, with the rise of high tech scoreboards and cell phones that can give updates right in the palm of your hand, keeping score with a game card is becoming a lost art. Here’s how to do it.

Ready the card

Get your card. Most baseball programs come with scorecards. If you don’t want to drop $4 for a program, print your own from home from this handy website. Write each team’s batting line-up down the left hand side of the card. In addition to the players’ name, include their position number (see below) and jersey number.

Learn the code

There’s a shorthand that has developed to assist in scoring baseball games. You can develop your own style, but here’s the standard method:

Position numbers. Each position is assigned a number. These numbers will be used when you record fielding plays.

  • Pitcher- 1
  • Catcher- 2
  • First Base- 3
  • Second base- 4
  • Third base- 5
  • Shortstop- 6
  • Left field- 7
  • Center field- 8
  • Right field- 9
  • Designated hitter- DH

Batter shorthand. When a batter is up, keep track of whether he hit, got walked, or struck out with these basic abbreviations:

  • Strikeout- K
  • Looking strikeout (where the batter doesn’t swing)- backwards K
  • Walked- BB (base on balls)
  • Single- 1B
  • Double- 2B
  • Tripple- 3B
  • Homerun- HR
  • F- flyout
  • DP- double play

Follow the game

With your card ready in one hand and a hot dog slathered with mustard in the other, you’re ready to score the game. Each player has a row of squares with baseball diamonds next to their name. We’ll use these squares to track the progress of each batter.

If a batter hits a single, write 1B outside the diamond and darken the line from home plate to first. If the runner on first advances to second, darken the line from first to second. And so on until the runner gets home. Here’s an example:

If the runner scores, fill in the diamond with your pencil.

If a batter strikes out, write a K in the middle of the diamond. If that batter was the first out, write a “1″ with a circle around it. Indicate subsequent outs in the similar fashion.

If the batter makes an out after hitting the ball, you want to record how the play happened. Going back to our Jeter example. Say Jeter hits a grounder to the pitcher and the pitcher fields it and throws it to first base, the out would be recorded by writing “1-3″ across the diamond. This indicates that the pitcher fielded the ball first and then threw it to first getting Jeter out.


Easy enough. How about double plays? Let’s say we have Jeter on first base after hitting a single. The scorecard will look like this:


Now, Giambi is up to bat and hits a grounder to the shortstop. The shortstop throws it to second, getting Jeter on the force out. The second baseman throws it to first, getting Giambi out. Here’s how we record it. First, we want to indicate Jeter got out at second on a grounder by Giambi. Do this by darkening the line from first to second only halfway. Write 25 next to that line indicating that it was Giambi that hit the ball that caused Jeter’s out. Jeter’s row will look like this:


On Giambi’s row, we’ll write “6-4-3″ across the diamond indicating the fielding sequence. Above that we write “DP” indicating that he caused a double play. Don’t forget to add a “2″ with a circle around it indicating that he was the second out. Giambi’s rowwill look like this:


If a batter flys out, write “F” followed by the fielder who caught the ball. So, if the centerfielder catches a fly ball, you would write “F8″ inside the diamond of the batter who hit the ball.

If you want to show a runner on base getting tagged out or forced out, draw a line half way to the base they were headed to as well as the fielding sequence of the out. For example, say Jeter was on first after hitting a single. Giambi hits a grounder to third. Third baseman fields and throws it to second getting the force out. This is what Jeter’s row would look like:

At the end of the game, you don’t want a card that looks like this. So pay attention.

Photo by Hysterical Bertha

Make it your own

These are just the basics to help get you started. If you would like more info and examples of scoring baseball games, check out Baseball Scorecard. This is a fantastic resource if you’re interested in keeping track of more advanced aspects of the games like Fielder’s Choice, RBIs, and steals.

After you get the basics down, start adding your onne style to keep track of scores. There isn’t a wrong or right way to do it. The trick is to find a system that will help you easily keep track of the progress of a game.

Here’s a good example of someone who has personalized their scorecard.